Showing posts with label Vengeance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Vengeance. Show all posts

Monday, August 15, 2011

Fear Itself: Uncanny X-Force #2 & Vengeance #2

I'm getting towards the bottom of this week's comic pile, which means these are the comics I really didn't want to read... I'm hoping for mediocre comics here, but realistically? I'm expecting the worst.

Fear Itself: Uncanny X-Force #2(of 3):

Summary: After Jonathan Standish's live execution of a young superhero, X-Force has made Standish and his fanatical Purifiers their number one target. To that end, X-Force has Archangel scare the Purifier they captured last issue into giving up all the information on Standish as the guy knew. As for Standish, he's doing some weird experiment involving the human brain, and trying to figure out a way to kill as many people as possible in order to save them from the devil(I'd assume the Serpent) Marvel's super-powered characters had summoned. In other words, he's out-of-his-mind crazy. After learning what they could about Standish from the goon, X-Force hops in EVA and heads into Earth's orbit to wait for Standish to stage his next big attack. While in orbit, Fantomex gets word that Standish had sent several Purifier soldiers out into random towns and cities across the US, with the Purifiers randomly shooting and killing people. Realizing that he couldn't stop all of the Purifiers, Wolverine tells Fantomex to bring the team down to the nearest town, while Psylocke tells the team that she only needed one of the Purifiers alive since she could tear the location of Standish out of the captured Purifier's mind. With that, Wolvie splits the team into numerous smaller groups and has Fantomex drop the X-Forcers off at the locations of several of the Purifiers, with orders to take one of the Purifiers alive. Wolvie heads out first and kills his Purifier(nice example there, Logan...), while Deadpool manages to subdue his Purifier, but finds out each Purifier had a bomb attached to them to make sure they wouldn't be captured... Needless to say, Pool's Purifier explodes. Psylocke and Fantomex arrive at the next Purifier, which leads to the Purifier arming his bomb. Psylocke doesn't want to let this Purifier kill himself since she needed him alive in order to tear through his mind, and attempts to stop the bomb. However, upon tearing at some wires, it seems the bomb goes off. From there we head back to Standish one more time and see that he built a bomb using... um, I'm not really sure... Human brains?

Thoughts: I was really enjoying this comic right up until the ending, which I obviously didn't get. Standish kept talking about how the human brain could produce 25 watts of electricity, and wound up hooking up 8 people's brains to a bomb... Or something. *shrugs* I'm sure it'll all become clear next issue. Probably... Like I said, before the strange ending, I was really enjoying this one. Rob Williams did a pretty good job writing the X-Force team, although there was one part while the team was in EVA that bugged me involving Psylocke, who was pondering if maybe Standish was right and “super-people” were the cause of the eventual end of humanity... At least he righted that weird move by having Psylocke look pretty bad-ass during her fight with the Purifier. As for the Purifier Psylocke and Fantomex were fighting exploding? I'm gonna say that Fantomex made the Purifier think he exploded with his misdirection allowing Psylocke to capture and/or get the location of Standish from the Purifier's mind. So yeah, there was some good and some bad, in other words, an okay comic book.

Score: 6 1/2 out of 10.Wooo, that is the Psylocke you DO NOT want to see coming your way!


Vengeance #2(of 6):

Summary: Miss America manages to fight off the demons that were trying to get Kid In-Betweener, before returning to the Teen Brigade's base with Kid In-Betweener. While that's going on, the Young Masters(of Evil) are setting up shop in an abandoned Hydra base. Meanwhile, Kid In-Betweener speaks cryptically to the Teen Brigade, who decide to move their base to a new, more secure location. The Defenders are joined by the AWESOME Daimon Hellstrom, who warns them that he had visions of an evil, destructive presence invading from another reality. From there, the Young Masters break into the facility holding the corpse of Bullseye because they want to... Well, they aren't all that clear on that... Steal the body? Take credit for killing him? See for sure that he was dead? It's probably one of those three things. While the Young Masters are gawking at Bullseye's corpse, Lady Bullseye arrives on the scene and warns the Young Masters to leave Bullseye alone lest she killed them. One of the Young Masters, Mako, decides to disobey Lady Bullseye, so she decapitates him... Well, she did warn them. From there, Lady Bullseye tells the Young Masters to leave so she could... I'm not quite sure, but it appears that Lady Bullseye wants to jump Bullseye's bones... Get it? Because she wants to have sex with him and he's a corpse! Ah forget it... We end this issue with Kid In-Betweener talking his cryptic talk to the Ultimate Nullifier.

Thoughts: Well then. I have no idea what I just read! Necrophilia, demons, the Red Skull doing weird Nazi things back in 1944, a cosmic being in the body of a child... This was just ALLLLLL over the place!! You know what the weird thing is though? I'm STILL curious enough about where the hell this is all going that'll I'll probably pick up the next issue. And that's with me only understanding every seventh page... I KNOW there's a good story hidden in here someplace, and by god, I'm going to find it!

Score: 4 out of 10.Yeah I'll admit, that was pretty awesome.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Vengeance #1

I only have one reviewable comic left to take care of until Wednesday, which explains why this particular comic is getting the single review treatment. Um, that's about all of an introduction I have... Enjoy the show?

Vengeance #1(of 6):

Summary: God is this going to be a shambolic review... We get started with some guy dancing with Stacy X and some c-list celebrity at a club. Stacy X is basically a mutant hooker with the heart of gold... Yes, really! Anyway, the pseudo-celeb and Stacy take the guy up to a private room for some freaky snake-mutant sexual shenanigans... Yes, really!! Before things can go too far, Magneto busts into the room and declares an end to the sexual shenanigans! It seems that Mags has decided that with so few mutants left, he wasn't going to allow mutants like Stacy X to degrade themselves... But it was okay when mutants were plentiful?! The guy doesn't exactly appreciate Mags screwing up his freaky snake-mutant action, and draws a gun on Mags. Mags prepares to laugh that off, being the Master of Magnetism(and Sensibilities), but the gun fires a blast as opposed to bullets, with the blast hitting Mags square in the chest. The blast robs Mags of his powers, at which time the guy introduces himself as the Ultimate Nullifier(which is actually a cool name for a character, all things considered). Stacy X and the pseudo-celeb decide to exit stage right, and Mags decides to try to beat the Nullifier up. Considering the Nullifier is presumably in his late teens, and Mags is like 90, that fight goes exactly how you'd expect it to. Figuring he was done for, Mags tells the Nullifier to make his death quick, at which time the Nullifier reveals that Mags power loss was only temporary. Mags powers return, and he decides to leave, but not before warning the Nullifier that if they were to meet again, things would be different. From there, the Nullifier pulls out his phone and texts that he'd be returning to base. As for base, it consists of Beak and Angel(?!?!!!?), as well as some woman called Miss America. Beak and Angel are the techies behind the group(which was calling itself the Teen Brigade for some unfathomable reason), with Miss America actually doing stuff, since she had powers, unlike Beak and Angel. Miss America winds up finding an abandoned military installation with only one individual held captive there, what appears to be a younger version of the In-Betweener. Miss America takes the possible cosmic entity out of the base while the (maybe)In-Betweener babbles about stuff. Oh, and then weird creatures descend from the heavens to attack Miss America or something. Adolf Hitler, Nighthawk, Fin Fang Foom(or a random dragon, I don't know...), the Red Skull, some goons in masks and an old guy also make random appearances here as well.

Thoughts: Well, this was definitely something... I'm not sure what I was expecting with this comic, but what I got most definitely wasn't it... I mean, I hear about a mini-series written by Joe Casey is coming out, with some sweet cover art featuring Magneto, and I figure, “Yeah, I'll spend $4 to check that out!” After reading this though, I can't help but think my $4 could have been better spent... This issue was just ALLLLL over the place! I literally have NO idea what was going on, besides the fact that some guy in his underwear beat up Mags, and Beak and Angel(probably my LEAST favorite characters from Grant Morrison's New X-Men run) where here. Something about the Teen Brigade? And Kristoff? And a random Hitler cameo?! WEIRD!!! Okay, here's the thing. Since I've already picked up the first issue of this mini, I figure I might as well pick up the second issue if only to see if it starts making some sense! Maybe Casey just needed an issue to introduce some new characters/ideas and stuff, and everything will be smooth sailing from here... I mean, it COULD happen, right?

Score: 4 out of 10.Wait a minute... Didn't Stacy X lose her pheromone powers after M-Day?!