Amazing Spider-Man #14(July 1964)
Summary: This issue gets started with the Green Goblin finishing off his "flying broomstick" and meeting with the Enforcers. Gobby tells the Enforcers he had a plan to defeat Spider-Man, which would allow the Enforcers to avenge their previous loss to the Webslinger. Next up, the Goblin heads to a big Hollywood producer(?!) and gets him to agree to make a Spider-Man movie starring Spidey, the Goblin and the Enforcers... Um, okay, I guess... Meanwhile, Peter Parker aces another test! Huzzah!! While at school, Peter hears about the Goblin flying around Manhattan, and decides to head out there to investigate. Spidey meets up with the Goblin, who tells Spidey that the producer wanted him to star in a big Hollywood film. Spidey decides to meet up with the producer at his hotel, and signs a $50,000 contract to make a Spider-Man movie... If he just waited until the 90's, he could have made WAY more than $50,000! From there, Peter Parker manages to get himself a flight to Hollywood thanks to J. Jonah Jameson, who wanted Peter to take pictures of Spidey while Spidey made the movie. After a quick flight cross-country, the Goblin and the Enforcers(who Spidey thinks are just actors) trick Spidey into meeting them in the desert to practice their lines. While alone in the desert, the Enforcers attack, and Spidey realizes he'd been tricked. Under the Goblin's leadership, the Enforcers actually do a decent job, forcing Spidey to retreat into a nearby cave to catch his breath. The Goblin and his goons follow, closing the cave entrance with a massive boulder, trapping Spidey inside with them. Spidey manages to pick the hapless Enforcers off one by one, leaving only himself and the Goblin. Unfortunately for Spidey, all the ruckus draws out the Hulk(really?!), who was hanging out in the cave. Gobby stays high in the air, hoping the Hulk would finish Spidey off for him. After a few pages of brawling, Spidey eventually tricks Hulk into bashing the boulder blocking the cave entrance, freeing Spidey. The Goblin decides now was the ideal time to escape, but Spidey manages to snag Gobby's broomstick. After the fight with the Enforcers and the Hulk, Spidey is too wasted and can't hang on to the broomstick, falling into a small spring below. Spidey remains in the spring long enough to make Gobby think he was dead, and for the Hulk to head back into his cave. Spidey hops out of the spring, makes sure the Enforcers get arrested by the army, and meets back up with the movie producer, who decides to scrap the Spider-Man movie to make a Hulk movie instead... Big mistake there, buddy... That Spidey movie is definitely gonna out-gross the Hulk one! With that, Peter Parker heads back to New York, his Hollywood dreams over. As for the Goblin, he promises that the world hadn't heard the last of him!
Thoughts: Hey, this was a good comic! It makes you wonder what DC was thinking by pumping out the campiest comics imaginable, while Marvel was doing good comic stories... Weird. Anyway, there were a few things that made me scratch my head and say, "Wha-huh!?" so this wasn't exactly a perfect comic. First off, why did the Goblin decide he was going to try to kill Spidey? Where did that come from? Did Norman Osborn just wake up one day, build a rather phallic looking flying broomstick and decide to go after Spider-Man just for kicks? I mean, how does that work?! And his plan was to trick Spidey into agreeing to star in a movie? And then kill him?? That seems rather elaborate... I guess he wanted to catch Spidey with his guard down, but still, to go through the trouble of finding a producer, selling him on the idea of a Spider-Man movie(where the unknown Goblin would be the villain), and then selling Spidey on starring in the movie seemed like a convoluted plan... Besides that, the Hulk... Really?! I mean, THAT was one hell of an unnecessary guest appearance if I ever saw one! Of all the caves in the US, Gobby traps Spidey in the cave the Hulk was hiding in?! Although, to be fair, if this comic was written now, you KNOW Wolverine would have been in that cave... Wolvie does love himself some gratuitous guest appearances. Overlooking those minor quibbles, this was a good read... I guess if I want to slag on old comics, I should stick with DC...
Umm, whatcha doin' there Gobby??