Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Media Blackout Time!

OK, I mentioned in an earlier post that as of the end of this post, I will NOT be reading the newspaper, watching any news channels, or even going online. Yes, I am avoiding all things that could potentially spoil the events of Final Crisis #6, which is being released today, Wednesday, January 14. Supposedly, this issue is going to reveal the final fate of Batman, and NOTHING will spoil the events of this comic book for me. Now, checking out the online store I ordered FC #6 from, I'm shocked to discover that my order was shipped 6:30 pm Tuesday night, which means it's possible that I might be able to get my hands on FC #6 today(yes, I paid extra for expedited shipping!). However, until I've read FC #6, I won't be posting anything to my blog...
Yes, I'm upset about not posting anything as well, but after having the events of Captain America #25(Steve Rogers' death)spoiled for me by a news channel a few years back, I'm taking no chances of accidentally hearing or reading about what happens to Batman in FC #6. Once I read FC #6 though, I'll have a full review of it up, so if you too are avoiding spoilers in regard to FC #6, steer clear of my blog until you've read that issue, because I can guarantee, when I post my next post, it will be chock FULL of spoilers. Well, until then, so long.

Final Crisis: Secret Files

Overall- This comic was basically a telling of the life story of the villain Libra, who as anyone reading Final Crisis knows, is one of the main antagonists. We watch Libra grow up from an abused youth to a young man who was willing to do anything to attain his goal of absolute power. In order to reach his goals, Libra unknowingly makes a deal with Darkseid, and attacks the Justice League, many years ago. Libra manages to gain absolute power, after capturing the entire Justice League, but is driven insane by the knowledge that came with his absolute power, and his body dissipates.

Several years later, Libra's body reforms on Apokolips, and he is taken under the wing of Darkseid, who plans to use the knowledge Libra gained in some way that is not revealed. After that, Libra returns to Earth, kills the Martian Manhunter, unites the Secret Society of Villains under his leadership, and ultimately unleashes the Anti-Life Equation on the planet Earth.

For what was basically a glorified origin issue, this was a pretty good read. I don't really care about Libra one way or the other(the guy is basically only Darkseid's lackey), but Len Wein(writer)put together a good story. Nothing really memorable happened, and if you didn't read this comic you wouldn't be missing out on any of the Final Crisis story, but it was a good story nonetheless. For a score I'll give this comic a 7 out of 10. Like I said, this was an OK comic book, but all it really did was recapped the life of Libra and the events of Final Crisis thus far.

Legion of Super-Heroes #49

Overall- I've made my strong feelings for this series known for a long time now, but in case you're new/forgotten/or ignored me, The Legion of Super-Heroes is one of my favorite comics every month, and might possibly be my favorite team book. But none of that matters anymore, because issue #50 is the final issue of this series... Because of that, a lot of the storylines in this issue are kind of rushed, but irregardless, Jim Shooter(writer)is still crafting a great final story here.

The majority of this story dealt with Princess Projectra continuing down her path of insanity, as well as the threat of the Intruder Planet. I'll start with Projectra. Projectra, along with a few survivors of her destroyed homeworld, have been plotting against the United Planets, as well as the Legion, who Projectra(erroneously)blames for allowing her home planet to be destroyed.

Along with becoming more and more unhinged mentally, Projectra has been becoming increasingly violent. Her bad behavior climaxes when she nearly kills Phantom Girl for not reading Projectra a story when she was asked to. Phantom Girl is critically wounded in the attack, but does manage to survive. Saturn Girl, probes Phantom Girl's mind and discovers Projectra was the attacker. Projectra confronts Saturn Girl, and the two wage a telepathic battle of wills, which is ultimately won by Projectra. Projectra forces Saturn Girl to forget what she learned, and after finishing with Saturn Girl, Projectra causes Phantom Girl to believe that she fell down, as opposed to being attacked by Projectra.

While Projectra was acting up, Brainiac 5 decided to sneak onto the Intruder Planet to gain some knowledge about the Intruder Planet and its Destroyer robots. Brainy gains information about the Destroyers, but is unable to gain any useful info about the Intruder Planet itself. While Brainy is trying to figure out what the purpose of the Intruder Planet and the Destroyers is, Lightning Lad, the Legion's leader, is contacted by the President of the United Planets, who tells him that billions of Destroyers were attacking every inhabited United Planet system.

I'll admit right now that my review didn't do this comic justice, mainly because I'm just so bummed that this series is coming to an end. There were so many other storylines going on here as well, but it's actually kind of depressing to even write about them, knowing that in 1 more month, this team will, for all intents and purposes, cease to exist.

I'm guessing/hoping issue #50 will be double sized, and will be able to wrap up most of the dangling storyarcs. The blurb at the end of this issue promises the death of a longtime Legionnaire in the next issue, which seems kind of unnecessary to me. Why kill someone off? It's the last issue. I would have liked the series to end on a happy note, but I guess that's not to be... For a score, I'll give this issue a 8 out of 10. It was a good comic, but thanks to the impending series conclusion, the story seems a little bit too rushed for my liking. If Jim had the chance, I think he could have milked the events in this comic for at least another 5 issues. Well, as always, LONG LIVE THE LEGION!!!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

What else you got?

Besides the 3 comics I've read and posted earlier tonight, JSA#22, Teen Titans #66 and Avengers: The Initiative #20, here's the rest of the stuff that arrived today.

Final Crisis: Secret Files- Don't know what it's all about, but since it says Final Crisis on it, I was compelled to buy it.

What If? Secret Wars- It's a What If?, and Dr. Doom is on the cover... Nuff said.

Legion of Super-Heroes #49- After this issue, there is only one issue of this comic series left. I can't even express in words how sad that makes me. This comic is one of my monthly favorites, and I'm really going to miss reading about these characters...

Justice League of America #28- Hoo boy, I'm not looking forward to reading this comic!

Guardians of the Galaxy #8- Now this comic on the other hand I can't wait to dig into! GotG is one of those little known gems Marvel is putting out.

Batman #684- It's Batman! Why wouldn't I buy it?

Avengers: The Initiative #20

Overall- I've liked the Initiative for a good long time now. As a matter of fact, I've repeatedly stated here, as well as on other sites that Avengers: The Initiative is the BEST Avengers comic on the market today. To me, Dan Slott, who has been the writer of this series since it's inception, is sort of the anti-Brian Bendis. Where as Bendis has shown that he could give a s### about the history of the Marvel Universe, Dan embraces Marvel's rich history, and as a(nearly)lifelong Marvel fan, I truly appreciate Dan's attention to small details pertaining to the Marvel Universe. With that said, let's look at this issue of the Initiative.

Alot happened in this comic, so I'm just going to hit on the important points. Hank Pym, who is back from his abduction by the Skrulls, spends this whole issue talking to the Wasp, which under normal circumstances is no problem, except for the small fact that the Wasp DIED at the end of the godawful Secret Invasion storyline. Hank and Janet talk about the stuff Hank missed out on while he was being held by the Skrulls, but Hank keeps dodging the question of when exactly he was abducted. Wasp finally comes right out with it and asks Hank if it was him who struck her back when they were still married, or if it was the Skrull impostor. Wasp tells Hank that if it was the Skrull, then they could get back together like nothing had happened. Hank admits that it was indeed him who struck Wasp, and Wasp begins to leave. Hank asks "Wasp" if that is what the real Wasp would have done, and "Wasp" transforms into Jocasta, who shares the brainwaves of Wasp thanks to Ultron. Jocasta tells Hank that's exactly what Wasp would have done and Hank thanks Jocasta for the role-playing, before leaving Camp Hammond for good.

Besides that, we find out that Gauntlet is now the ranking officer at Camp Hammond, and he has decided to send the Shadow Initiative after Hardball, who has gone rogue and joined up with Hydra. Gauntlet adds Taskmaster and Komodo to the Shadow Initiative and during the briefing about Hardball, Taskmaster stares at Mutant Zero the entire time, deducting who she was by watching the way she moved. Taskmaster attacks Mutant Zero after the briefing, to confirm his suspicions, and unmasks her! After waiting since just about the beginning of this series, we discover that Mutant Zero is actually... Typhoid Mary?!? Holy letdown Batman!

Along with that, we discover Tigra is pregnant with the baby of Skrull Pym(SOMEBODY should have been using protection... Just saying...). Tigra decides she wants to terminate the pregnancy, since she thought she was with Hank, not a Skrull impersonating him. The comic ends with the clone of Thor(you remember, the one who killed Black Goliath during the Civil War), reactivating in one of the labs at Camp Hammond as a final goodbye from the deceased Skrull Pym.

Normally, I love this comic book, but that damned Secret Invasion has really hurt this comic alot. This series is in a transition period, and hopefully, it will continue on, even though I have a feeling that in a few issues this great series will be canceled. Out of all of the original recruits, I liked Trauma and Hardball the most, so seeing Hardball now on the side of Hydra is a pretty big letdown, because let's face it, Hydra sucks. I mean they really suck. Those guys NEVER even come close to winning a battle, so I hate to see Hardball stuck with that pack of losers.

Besides that, the other letdown was HUGE. The revelation that Typhoid Mary was Mutant Zero nearly had me shouting obscenities at this comic book. I really wanted Mutant Zero to be Jean Grey, or since that was a bit of a long shot, I was hoping for at least the Scarlet Witch. No, instead of either of them, we get some third rate, loser villain. As a whole, like I said, this was a transition comic book, so it really didn't have one coherent story, it had a bunch of small pieces to future stories. As such, I can't really score this comic higher than a 6 out of 10. Maybe if Mutant Zero would have been someone better than Typhoid Mary, I could have scored this higher, but that was not to be.

Teen Titans #66

Overall- Oh well, even though I saw it coming from a mile away, it still kicked me in the stomach when it finally happened... But, anyone reading this probably doesn't know what I'm talking about, so I'll get to the review.

Basically, this issue dealt with Robin trying to recruit new members to join the severely depleted ranks of the Teen Titans. He sends Red Devil to talk to various teens with super powers, but every one of them turns down the offer to join the Titans. It is obvious that Robin is holding something back, and God help me, even before I picked up this comic book, I knew exactly what it was, so I'm going to stop dancing around it and just come out with it. Near the end of the comic, Cassie walks into Robin's bedroom and finds him looking at a picture of Kid Flash, Superboy, Cassie and himself, from back when they first joined the Teen Titans together.

Cassie asks Robin what's going on, and my heart drops when Robin tells her what I've been suspecting, that he's leaving the team......... Goddammit, I knew this was coming. I was hoping so hard that it wasn't going to happen though. Oh well, that's that. Cassie assures Robin that he can go, and that the Teen Titans will survive just as they always have in the past. We end the issue with Robin flying away from Titan Tower while the pathetic remnants of the Teen Titans look on.

I knew this was going to happen, especially with the crap happening to Robin over in his own comic, but I was really hoping that Robin would at least stay a member of the Titans. But, alas, that doesn't seem to be the case. So, Tim Drake, who by the way is, well I guess was my favorite Teen Titan, is now out of the Titans, as well as being out of the Robin comic book...

And now, it's time for me to completely flip out! Here we go! As is right now, this is THE WORST TEAM COMIC BOOK TODAY!!!!! I like Wonder Girl. I always did. I don't care about Red Devil one way or the other, I loathe Blue Beetle, he's an obnoxious little jerk as far as I'm concerned, and I really don't like Bombshell, who is just kind of there. That's it... That's the Teen Titans as of right now.

I withstood losing Superboy, who added a lot to the team in terms of personality and familial connections. It killed me a little bit inside, but I also survived Impulse/Kid Flash moving on as well... But I'll admit it right now, losing Robin hurts, and I mean hurts REAL bad. Robin was the undisputed leader of this team, and losing him is a hit I don't think I'll be able to live with.

Basically, what I'm saying is I'm going to give this series 3 more issues. If things don't change in 3 more issues, then the Teen Titans, one of the comics that hooked me into the DC Universe will be the first DC comic book I stop collecting. I just can't rationalize plunking down $3 to read about a team I have NO emotional investment in. For a score, I'll give this issue a depressing 3 out of 10. The future of this comic book looks bleak, and I don't think things are going to be getting any better any time soon...

Monday, January 12, 2009

Justice Society of America #22... Finally!

So, I got a package of new comic books today, but none of the other comic books I received today matter to me, until I read JSA #22. I've loved EVERY moment of this 11 part storyline, OK to be completely honest, I could have done without the Earth-2 stuff, but JSA is the BEST written comic book on the market today. With the exception of Brubaker's work on Captain America, nothing else can come close to touching JSA. Enough gushing, let me dig into this book, and bust out a review.

Overall- This was a..... Very good comic book. There was no way this book could have possibly lived up to the expectations I had for it. With that said, I don't know, I was hoping for a little something more. This comic begins with Gog unkilling(?)Magog, and giving him one final chance to worship Gog, and thereby stay alive. Magog tells Gog he'd rather die then live under Gog's boot heel, and before Gog can kill Magog(again), the entire JSA attacks en masse. Gog stands up to the attack of the JSA, and Damage tells the team to back off. After his teammates take cover, Damage unloads the full force of his powers on Gog in a semi-nuclear explosion.

When the smoke clears, Gog is damaged, but still standing. Gog knocks Damage aside with the wave of his hand, and begins to taunt the JSA. Yep, taunt... You've got to love super-villains! Instead of vaporizing his foes, Gog seems determined to taunt them to death! Anyway, Citizen Steel has enough of Gog's taunts and walks up to Gog and topples him with 2 enormous punches to the leg. With Gog finally off his feet, the JSA renew their attack, and with the help of Magog, the team manages to decapitate Gog.

Old Superman grabs Gog's detached head, which is still complaining by the way, and Starman opens a portal to the Source Wall at the edge of the universe. Once at the Source Wall, Old Superman hurls Gog's head into the Wall, basically killing Gog. Before dying, Gog blasts Old Superman in the back and taunts Old Superman one final time, accusing Old Supes of abandoning his home Earth. With Gog dead, Old Supes asks Starman to open a portal back to his own Earth, realizing that no matter what had happened there, that is his rightful place.

Back on Earth, the JSA are left picking up the pieces. It seems that all of Gog's "miracles" have been undone now that he is dead... With the exception of David Reid, who is still Magog. Judomaster and Damage share a kiss, even though Damage is hideously scarred again, and Power Girl and Hawkman both feel that this whole situation isn't quite over yet.

We also get to see what became of Old Superman upon returning to his home, the Kingdom Come Earth. In a totally cool touch, all of the action with Old Superman is drawn by Alex Ross, who drew the art for the original Kingdom Come mini-series. Old Supes returns to the exact moment the bomb devastated the super-human population in his world, and is surrounded by the bones of his allies and enemies. Supes then flies off to the U.N. building and goes on a rampage, since it was the U.N. that authorised the nuclear strike on the super-humans. Before Superman can go too far, he realizes that many of his friends survived the explosion, and he ceases his attack.

We then go in rapid fashion to 1 year later where Old Supes and Wonder Woman fall in love, to 10 years later, where we see old Superman, who must have been very BUSY with Wonder Woman, playing with his 4 children while Old Batman looks on happily. 20 years from then, we attend the funeral of I'm pretty sure Old Batman. 100 years later, Old Supes looks on proudly as the Earth's super-humans soar towards the heavens, 200 years from there, we see the Earth devastated by massive flooding, but 500 years later, the Earth is rebuilding, with Old Supes still tilling the soils and growing new crops. Finally, we end our story 1,000 years in the future where a very old figure wrapped in a red cape looks proudly to the sky and watches the Legion of Super Heroes soaring by overhead.

I'll admit, the scene at the end, where Old Superman, over 1,000 years old, is looking up at the Legionnaires with a smile gave me goosebumps, because it kind of brought the entire Kingdom Come mini-series full circle. Even though I was somewhat disappointed by the modern day fight with Gog and the JSA, the Alex Ross penciled stuff with Old Superman and the way Alex and Geoff Johns wrapped up the saga of the Kingdom Come Earth in such a happy manner was VERY nicely done. As an avid fan of the Legion, I was very happy to see the nod to them at the end of this comic book.

Overall, I kind of feel that there should have been some long lasting effect to the Gog saga, you know, something to really shake up the team, a death, or something like that would have been totally appropriate to a storyline of this magnitude. Basically, with the sole exception of Magog, everything went back to normal for the JSA. Dr. Midnite is blind again, Starman is crazy again, Old Superman is back where he came from, nothing really earth-shattering happened here. I don't usually condone killing off any comic book characters, but in this situation, in this storyline, SOMETHING more should have happened.

With all that said, for this comic book as a single issue, I'll give it a score of a 9 out of 10. Anyone who read and enjoyed the original Kingdom Come series should pick up this comic just to see how the saga of that Earth's Superman comes to a close. Overall, for the entire 11(!)part Gog storyline, I'd give it a score of a 10 out of 10. Even though Gog's defeat came a little bit too easily for my taste, I loved the rest of this storyline, and would strongly recommend it to anybody.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

All-Star Batman. What more need I say?

Ah yes, behold the glory that is All-Star Batman... All hail All-Star Batman, one of my all-time favorite comic books!