Hey all, X here to herald in a brand new BotR post. Not only that, but this is the 3,000th post here at the blog! That's A LOT of posts! Speaking of a lot, I picked up a slew of comics on Wednesday, so it should go without saying there are gonna be A LOT of comics covered in this post. As always, I'll get things started and JT will pitch in towards the end of the review. JT's text will be in blue. With so many comics to dig into, let's end the intro and get to the main event.
Alpha: Big Time #3: In this issue, Alpha DOESN'T screw up! Huzzah for the greatest hero ever!! He saves that girl he likes in school from a fire(and she naturally knows who he is, because she's not a moron), and talks to Doc Parker about his powers, which seem to be growing. However, the main villain of Pittsburgh takes umbrage at a hero being and town, and since everybody knows who Alpha is, decides to pay his family a visit. So yeah, this comic? You know I loved it! I read it from cover to cover with a smile on my face. I just can't help but to love this character, and this series. Alpha is honestly what all teenage heroes SHOULD be. Score: 8 1/2 out of 10.
Ultron #1AU: With all of the other Runaways dead, Victor has been saving whatever kids he could find in destroyed Los Angeles. Luckily for him, the various Ultron patrols can't seem to figure out what he is, and as such haven't killed him. Oh yeah, and Victor has been hiding his powers from the kids he was rescuing, while subtly using them to hide from Ultron. At least until one of the kids sees him doing robot-y stuff, and the Ultrons attack. It's then that Victor decides to stop slinking around in the shadows, afraid of Ultron and finally fights back. This was another really good comic. Man, with the exception of AoU #5, I have been having some GREAT luck with my comic reading this week. I liked the art, and the writing nailed Victor perfectly. This is a character that needs a much bigger place in the Marvel U. Score: 9 out of 10.
Walking Dead #109: This issue dealt with Jesus and Rick putting their plan to attack Negan in motion. Rick informs certain people from his group(Andrea, Carl, Michonne), while Jesus tells a select number of folks at the Hilltop. However, by the end of this one, Jesus seems to realize that one of the guys he told was in Negan's pocket. This was an okay issue. I mean, nothing really happened, I wasn't blown away by it, but it was a fine way to kill a few minutes. Score: 6 1/2 out of 10.
Hawkeye #9: This issue gives us a look at the four most important women in Hawkeye's life(Mockingbird, Black Widow, Kate and Spider-Woman). Plus it advances the story with the mob having it out for Clint by having an assassin kill Clint's neighbor, Grills. So we had action, comedy, and Kate calling Clint a bitch. Yup, this one checked all the boxes for me. Score: 7 1/2 out of 10.
Thor: God of Thunder #7: Current Thor and Future Thor get together and prepare an attack on Gorr's planet. Meanwhile, Gorr captures Young Thor and forces Young Thor to work on Gorr's master plan... A gigantic bomb. No complaints with this one. Gorr is still a great villain, and I enjoyed seeing the two Thors interact. The reveal at the end wasn't something I was all excited over(so Gorr has a big bomb... Even though he's killed most every god without a giant bomb...), but I'm sure Jason Aaron has a reason Gorr is concocting that bomb. So yeah, again, good stuff here. Score: 7 out of 10.
Secret Avengers #3: AIM's scientist supreme and a few henchmen drop in on a weapon's expo, claiming they had every right to be there since they were members of a UN recognized country. Needless to say, that leads to Nick Fury(jr) and Daisy Johnson fighting AIM. A US senator ends up getting killed during the ruckus, and AIM escapes with the Iron Patriot armor, which they seemed interested in using Mentallo to pilot. Also, Hawkeye, Black Widow and Mockingbird find a half destroyed Jocasta at a wrecked AIM base. Hey, I liked this comic too! What's going on this week?! I'm still not 100% sold on AIM as the main antagonists here(they seem too faceless without somebody like MODOK leading them), but I'm slowly starting to get into this story. Plus, anytime you throw Hawkeye, Black Widow and Mockingbird into a comic I'm gonna be a happy camper. Score: 7 1/2 out of 10.
Fantastic Four #6: Reed decides to take the kids to the Big Bang. For SCIENCE!! While there, they find a body floating around in the void and rescue it. It turns out the body is an older version of Blastaar, and he attacks. Franklin uses his powers to send Blastaar back outside before the ship is critically damaged. Ah, there we go... I knew my comic reading luck was too good prior to this issue. So yeah, I didn't like this issue at all. The F4 are too cardboard for my tastes here, and the two kids are incredibly irritating. Like to the point where I've stopped reading their dialogue because they piss me off so much. Besides that, there's nothing interesting happening here... Oh no, something mysterious is wrong with Ben! Oh no, Reed has a mysterious disease! Oh no, Sue is pouting! This series just isn't for me, so I'll be dropping it come Wednesday. Score: 2 out of 10.
Superboy #19: This issue actually gives us SB's full origin(um, shouldn't that have happened in the zero issue?), as well as Harvest's. Harvest is from a future where humanity is at war with the meta-humans, who have taken to abusing their powers. As for SB, he is a clone of Lois Lane and Superman's son, Jon. Jon was taken in by Harvest after his parents thought he had died. Why? Because Harvest intended on using Jon to kill every meta-human, since Jon was the most powerful of the metas. However, Jon was messed up due to his hybrid Kryptonian/human DNA and wound up in a coma, so Harvest created a clone to try to help Jon(who he came to love like a son). So yeah, SB is the clone of the son of Lois and Supes, and that? That is SOOOOO much better than SB as the clone of Supes and Lex, or Supes and a random scientist. I have to say, this issue was really good. Like, surprisingly so! I'm usually blasting Scott Lobdell's work, but he brought his A-game here. Harvest became a deeper character, while SB has an origin that I like. I still don't understand why we didn't get this in issue #0, but hey, at least we got it here. Score: 8 out of 10.
Ultimates #23: The leader of California sends Tigra and Quake from the West Coast Ultimates to attack Cap at the White House. Meanwhile, WCU member Vision has stolen Tony Stark's nuclear satellite and has sent it hurdling towards Sacramento The leader of California figures that will be seen as an attack on California and will lead to the west coast states banding together against Cap and the rest of the country. This issue was kind of a snoozer for me. I just never got into it. So yeah, that's all I have to say about this issue, actually... Score: 5 out of 10.
Batman and Red Robin #19: In this issue we're introduced to Carrie Kelley, a college student that had apparently been tutoring Damian for thousands of dollars, as well as her blonde roommate that wears purple. (Hint, hint?) Anyway, She goes looking for Damian at his home but no one answers. Bruce starts looking into her life and when he tells her that her services are no longer needed, she asks where Damian is, causing Bruce to leave without answering. Also, Batman heads off to find Frankenstein with the intent of having him help resurrect Damian. Frankenstein is not on board with this, and neither is Red Robin, who finally pops up when Alfred asks him to go check out Bruce's location. Tim tries to stop Bruce but ends up getting punched in the face for his troubles. Sensing that Batman will do whatever he has to, Frankenstein blows up his lab/lair, leaving Batman at square one, now very pissed at Tim for interfering on his quest to resurrect Damain. This was a weird issue, considering Red Robin was barely in it and his name's in the title, but it was far from bad, plus Bruce dealt with Denial on his first of the five steps of grief. Next is Anger, and Red Hood is involved! Score: 6/10
Wolverine #2: In this issue, Logan is pursuing a child that seems to be mind controlled by some kind of alien-like being, as we see it's mind controlling other people as well. Logan wants to stop the being without hurting the kid, but he has a laser gun that basically disintegrates people on impact. Logan tries to talk the mind controller down and distracts it long enough to disarm the kid, who then leaps off of the building while still being controlled. Logan leaps after him and catches the kid, then lands with his body taking the impact. Logan and the kid survive, but someone else now has the laser gun, but they're dealt with by Nick Fury, who shows up to help Logan investigate the mind controllers. The issue ends with The Watcher showing up, meaning this is a big problem. I enjoyed this issue, It's weird how a story with Wolverine facing a kid could be this entertaining but it was, also Cornell has a penchant for mind control, doesn't he? Score: 7/10
Saga #12: This issue starts with us seeing some of Prince Robot's time on the front lines during the war, where he's saved by a medic that promptly dies afterwards. From there we see him take a call that basically motivates him to find Alanna and Marko and get home to his family. Prince Robot heads off to meet the author of the book Alanna read when she fell in love with Marko, and the author basically says he wrote it for a check and doesn't believe in what he wrote. He and Prince Robot share some words before the author reveals his son, a former war hero, hanged himself in the bathroom upon returning home from war. Prince Robot calls his son a coward and the author pulls a weapon on him, but Prince Robot shoots him in the leg first. Prince Robot decides to wait at the house for Marko and Alanna, knowing they'd seek out the sympathizer, but doesn't realize they're already there, hiding upstairs and aware of the Prince's presence. I enjoyed this issue, I like that everyone is humanized so no one really feels like a bad guy, everyone has motivation so it seems real. Prince Robot, The Will, Marko and Alanna, even Gwendolyn to a degree. Score: 7.5/10
And that my friends, is the Best of the Rest. I'll be here tomorrow with the final review of the comic week, Uncanny X-Men #4. And I probably will have short reviews for the week after while I play Injustice until my eyes bleed. Lol, anyway, til next time, this is JT, signing off!