Sunday, January 16, 2011

Quick Hits: 1/16/11

Well, I've decided to do a new type of post with an old name... Over two years ago, when I was still trying to find my grove for on this blog, I did ONE Quick Hits post where I basically babbled about a whole mess of things... It was a bad post with little to no redeeming qualities. I mean I literally spent a paragraph talking about the weather. On a COMIC BOOK blog! It was a mess, and I never did it again... But the Quick Hits name itself actually fits something I want to do with this post, so I'm going to resurrect it. Don't worry though, I won't go off and start talking about the weather. You have my word on that.

So what IS this post all about then? Last night, I realized that my new comics pile was really starting to build up. Between the books I buy at the comic book store, and the subscription books that come in the mail, I had a pile of new comics that was currently at about 25 issues and climbing. So what to do... Well, I could have just read those comics and skipped putting reviews up, but I'd hate to do that. Posting reviews on this blog has gone from an annoying nightly practice to what could probably be described as an obsession. So since I feel I HAVE to post reviews/scores, I needed to find a way to post reviews quickly... Thus this post. Instead of doing long-winded posts that hit on everything, or Best of the Rest style reviews that hit on ALMOST everything, for this post I'm simply going to throw out a summery, some quick thoughts and my score. And of course a scan from the comic, because I know how you guys love your pictures! So last night I read 9(!)new books that I didn't expect much from(unsurprisingly they were all DC books)and will see how this format works. That's about the gist of it, let's see how it works in practice. As always, any recommendations or comments on how to improve this particular post since it's brand spanking new will be appreciated. Now let's get into it.

JSA All-Stars #14:

Summary: Arthur Pemberton has decided to work with some evil magic beings in order to heal his comatose daughter. Naturally this brings him into conflict with the JSA All-Stars, but Pemberton manages to zap them away with a magic wand to parts unknown.

Thoughts: This issue was much better than I would have expected it to be. The Pemberton story seems to finally be moving to the forefront, while other characters like Citizen Steel are getting more face time. No complaints here.

Score: 7 out of 10.

Batman Annual #28:

Summary: Three stories here. The first one dealt with the two Batmen(Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson)taking care of the terrorist attacks plaguing Paris and getting the Batman Inc. organization okayed in France. Bruce decides to make Nightrunner the Batman of France, which is a bit weird considering he is an Algerian living in France, but C'est la vie I guess. The second story was the best of the bunch, and dealt with Leslie Thompkins, while the last one was a spotlight on Nightrunner.

Thoughts: Didn't like the first or third story, but I did enjoy the middle one, so this issue was a mixed bag. I can kind of get what Bruce was doing by making an Algerian the Parisian Batman, but to then hide the guy's face under a full mask didn't make any sense. If you're trying to promote racial harmony, why not let Nightrunner wear a regular Batman mask that reveals some of his facial features?

Score: 5 1/2 out of 10.

Freedom Fighters #5:

Summary: The Freedom Fighters basically get trounced by the escaped prisoners of Enclave A, with Firebrand suffering what could be a broken spine. The prisoners toss the FFers into a pit where the more uncontrollable experiments at the prison were living. The prisoners, led by the Bullet King, try to force the warden to give them Sherman's Wraith, a mystical sword, but the warden commits suicide, which starts a countdown that will destroy the prison.

Thoughts: This was actually my favorite issue of Freedom Fighters to date! And the weird thing was that the FFer's didn't really have much of a role, while the escaped prisoners stole the show. The warden was a racist, sexist ass, while the prisoners seemed to be written pretty sympathetically, as they were subject to all sorts of evil experiments, so yeah, this was an odd one.

Score: 7 1/2 out of 10.

Booster Gold #40:

Summary: Some crazy old Nazi manages to hack into Rip Hunter's computer system and gets some insight into the character of early Booster Gold, although Rip's computers were able to fight off the computer attack before any of Booster's recent exploits were discovered. Booster returns to Rip's lab and finds out what happened and yells at Rip, who turns around and tells Booster he was under arrest for stealing all of those devices from the 25th century before he traveled back in time.

Thoughts: This was an interesting issue. It was a bit too heavy on Booster's history, which by this point I could probably recite forwards and backwards. The rest of the comic, which had Booster battling some lame villain and the swerve at the end was really good, and has me looking forward to the next issue.

Score: 7 out of 10.

Justice Society of America #46:

Summary: While the JSA is racing around Monument Point trying to rebuild the destroyed town, Dr. Chaos arrives and begins to create, well chaos. By the end of this issue, he manages to kill the mayor of the town(who was under JSA protection)as well as apparently killing Thunder.

Thoughts: This issue was WAY better than the last two, so that's good. I liked that crazy Obsidian arrived at the town to kill Scythe, who was responsible for paralyzing his father, Alan Scott. Jay Garrick seems to be getting really beaten down in this story so far, so I'm looking forward to watching him get built back up again.

Score: 6 out of 10.

Green Lantern #60:

Summary: Hal fights a Parallax possessed Barry Allen and I can honestly say I don't care. In the end, that weird little figure appears, takes back Parallax as well as a few other entities and reveals himself as Krona. Yawn.

Thoughts: You know, I can't stand this comic, or the way Chairman Johns has altered the history of the DCU anymore. Parallax ISN'T a giant bug, it's the name Hal Jordan took when he was driven insane at the loss of Coast City. Plain and simple. Hal went crazy. Not because of a fear entity, but because he lost everything he cared about. Saying anything else is bullshit. Once my subscription for this series is up, I'll be dropping this title, as well as any other comic Chairman Johns writes, because quite frankly, it's not worth getting pissed off about anymore.

Score: 3 out of 10.

Green Lantern #61:

Summary: This issue is all about Atrocitus and his search for the rage entity. Atrocitus manages to find the entity, and comes into conflict with the Spectre, who doesn't want the rage entity on Earth. As usual, the Spectre gets beaten up, this time by the rage entity, because he gets beat up by EVERYBODY. Atrocitus then captures the entity in his Red Lantern, lectures the Spectre(?!?!?)and leaves.

Thoughts: Good lord, I can't wait for my Green Lantern subscription to be up. I hate this series and every single character in it. Atrocitus lectured the Spectre... Just think about that for a while.

Score: 2 out of 10.

Gotham City Sirens #17:

Summary: Talia Al Ghul, Zatanna, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy manage to rescue Catwoman from Senpai(a crony of the Sensei), who had kidnapped Catwoman in order to discover the secret identity of Batman. Luckily the women chase Senpai away before he discovers the secret, but Talia convinces Zatanna that the only way Bruce's secret identity would be safe was if Zatanna wiped the knowledge from Catwoman's mind.

Thoughts: This was a VERY strong story, one I wish I would have read sooner. The ending was especially great, with Talia convincing Zatanna that Catwoman HAD to be mindwiped, due to how easy it was for villains to kidnap Catwoman. Great stuff, with even better stuff to come next issue.

Score: 8 1/2 out of 10.

Gotham City Sirens #18:

Summary: After much soul-searching, Zatanna decides to mindwipe Catwoman at the behest of Talia Al Ghul. Zatanna teleports Ivy and Harley Quinn away from Catwoman, enters her home and begins the process, while Talia does what she can to keep Ivy and Harley from returning to help CW. As Zatanna goes through CW's memories, she comes across one where Talia mentions to Catwoman that they both loved Bruce Wayne, which leads Zatanna to finally realize that Talia had been using her to eliminate any romantic competition for Bruce's heart. This issue ends with Zatanna confronting Talia over her deception.

Thoughts: Loved this issue. From Zatanna's hesitation to mindwipe CW, to her eventual reluctant decision to do it, to realizing that she had been duped by the ultra intelligent Talia. That's why I like Talia so much. Much like her father, you can never be sure just what her game is until it's too late.

Score: 9 out of 10.


  1. Wooo new stuff! This were some "quick hits" and I must say I like this new posting you've brought back. And I must say some of those scores in the beginning weren't looking too good. Lol. However, I do like the scores for Gotham City Sirens. I still have to read those issues. Lol.

  2. Yeah, this post was a great way to get a whole mess of reviews done in a short amount of time, Lisha. I'll almost definitely do one of these posts at least once a month.

    Yeah, the scores were all over the place... I had some awful stuff, some okay stuff and some great stuff, namely those issues of Sirens with Zatanna. You really should try to make some time for them, Lisha! I think you'd like 'em.

  3. I'm loving quick hits. I actually read Falisha's Sirens since I dropped it and she has so much stuff to catch up on and I enjoyed those issues as well, especially the Swerve with Talia, that was great. I'm awaiting Sirens, if the next issue is good I'll probably start reviewing it again. I don't know why stuff I drop gets better AFTER I drop it. (Teen Titans, GCS) I think I will b dropping Streets of Gotham when this Hush storyline finishes though.

    I don't blame you for GLC... that issue with Atrocitus pissed me off so much just because Hal was on the cover and NO Green Lantern's appeared in the entire issue. That irks me so much.

  4. Haha, "Chairman Johns"...I love it! It just makes me envision some pathetic tyrant with a creepy mustache dictating DC continuity from his throne and waving a scepter as he wolfs down ungodly amounts of food. And sitting at his right hand, who else but Saint Barry Allen??

  5. Hmm, that must be some sort of secret power you have, JT... Do me a favor, drop Green Lantern and Flash... Maybe they'll become good again! :P Sirens was shockingly good though... I mean I expected NOTHING from it and was floored by how solid those two issues were... That proves one of my Batman laws... Any story is better when Talia or Ra's Al Ghul shows up!

    HA!!! I LOVE that visual, Marc! The only thing you missed was Chairman Johns twirling his mustache while laughing diabolically as his bizarre plans to go back in time continues! That was awesome!

  6. Haha, I actually did drop Flash. Oh, and I'm VERY interested to see where this Booster/Hunter thing goes now. That seems like a really surprising ending.

  7. Wait, so does that mean I should pick Flash back up? :P

    The Booster ending really came out of no where, it was literally that last scene and that was it. Hopefully it leads to something decent.

  8. Haha maybe so X, give it a read! I'm wondering where the Booster storyline will lead, if anywhere. I hope it's not one of those throwaway stories, but it wouldn't surprise me.

  9. Hmm, on second thought, it still stars Saint Barry and is written by Chairman "I've never had an original idea in my life" Johns, so I think I'll pass on starting Flash back up!

    I could SO see the Booster thing being a one and done throw-away type story... Watch, one issue and that'll be that. Either that or Rip'll be like, "Ha ha, Booster, you were punked!"

  10. I don't know what surprises me more.... the fact that you managed to reference Punk'd considering you've never watched tv for anything other than something comic related or sport related. Or the fact... wait no... that's it. :P

  11. See, just because I've never WATCHED something doesn't mean I haven't heard of it! I'm not a complete cultural ignoramous. Just a near complete cultural ignoramous.

  12. Haha, oh speaking of watching stuff, have you watched American Dad yet? If not there's a funny episode on demand you'd probably enjoy.

  13. Nope, I haven't... I have like five King of the Hill DVD's and six HK seasons that I've been watching in that time period actually! Tomorrow my day is full of football, but if I have time Mon, I'll try to check it out.

  14. Ah gotcha bud. I didn't know you had KOTH on dvd, I only have season six but I watch the other 12 seasons on Netflix via my PS3.